The Worst Football Team in the World?

Two Londoners have flown 8,000 miles to the tiny pacific island of Pohnpei to coach their national site. Rated the worst in the world, they recently lost 16-0 to Guam. They are playing in Yeovil’s kit from last season and, brilliantly, have adopted and adapted Portsmouth’s chant – ‘Play up Pohnpei’.