I’ve resisted writing on this as literally EVERYONE else is already – but with Wayne Bridge today announcing he is not available for England, just who will fill the injured philanderer Ashley Cole’s polygamous boots?

Bear in mind that he could recover in time and Capello could break from his mantra and select him despite lack of game time (I think that’s what will actually happen) but in case it doesn’t, the contenders…

Wayne Bridge

Bridge was the favourite to replace Cashley – although a far less accomplished defender, he is solid and has 30 odd caps. However he removed himself from the running citing his ‘untenable and potentially divisive’ position (clearly a quote from the PR men, that…). Which throws the door wide open…

Stephen Warnock

Probably next in line, just. Warnock has impressed for Villa this season, is reasonably reliable, and gets forward well. He played centre midfield for Blackburn on several occasions showing both versatility and all round ability. Lack of experience is a concern, as is lack of game time against any world class opponents.

Leighton Baines

Coming into form just as Everton are, Baines has a gorgeous left foot. However, he lacks pace and if you took away his admittedly excellent dead ball delivery there is a distinct suspicion that he is actually a fairly average footballer.

Joleon Lescott

Worf should make the squad largely because of his ability to play centre back or left back – but surely Capello cannot go with an out of position out of form centre back as first choice left back?

James Milner

Again, not his natural position, and it’s extremely unlikely Capello will bodge someone into the starting eleven. Plus Milner has been playing CM for Villa this year, further distancing himself from his experience at full back. Would be very risky.

Matthew Upson and Wes Brown

Two centre backs who could be shoe-horned in at left back if we were absolutely desperate. A terrifying proposition.

Nicky Shorey

As wonky_knee points out: ‘Since signing for Fulham they have kept 4 clean sheets in 5 games. No coincidence…’ – fair point. But until recently Shorey was plying his trade in the Championship, and his defending has always been suspect, hence Villa releasing him. Would you be confident with him lining up against… well, anyone?

And that’s it.

SkyBet have Ashley Cole at 1/3 to start against the USA (see here) and the bookies are rarely far wrong; there’s a strong possibility that this is all pointless conjecture and surmise, and Cheryl’s erstwhile husband will be fit to take to the pitch in England’s first game.

Let’s hope he is.