Smoking is cool. Here are some footballers rocking nicotine chic. With a couple of notable exceptions…
Being a bad-ass, of course Man City’s new signing Mario Balotelli smokes. Indoors. With fit women.
Slaven Bilic rocking a Marlboro. Not strictly a player anymore, but still cool.
The first to buck the trend, Ashley Cole having a puff and looking like a saggy-assholed rentboy.
Back to form. Dimitar Berbatov is the epitome of cool. He smokes, cigarette hanging insouciantly from the corner of his mouth.
Retro. Jack Charlton having a toke at Leeds training.
Fabian Barthez loves to reduce his lung capacity and increase his risk of cancer. He looks like he has it anyway, so who gives a fuck. Not Fabian.
Man United’s Federico Macheda showing that teenagers should also smoke.
Wayne Rooney another to let the side down – he just looks like a pasty, ginger chav smoking a Lambert and Butler in a municipal swimming pool. Not cool.
Zidane, one of the finest players of any generation, showing that smoking actually makes you better at football.
Remember kids, smoking is cool. Get on it early, like Macheda, and one day you might end up like Zidane.
Others I’ve tried to find for the rogue’s gallery, having been informed they love a tab, are Johan Cruyff (lending weight to the theory smoking makes you better), Robert Prosinecki, Claus Jensen (another who looks like he has cancer already), Didi Hamann (twenty a day, allegedly), Gianluca Vialli (another cancer victim doppleganger – but considering he smokes forty a day he probably has it), Giuseppe Meazza, Steed Malbranque (I can imagine him having a shady one round the back of the bike sheds, little scrutter), Paul Robinson (fat keeper not fat defender), Roberto di Matteo (who has hilariously started smoking since taking over West Brom), Henrik Larsson, and of course Tugay.
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lol smoking does not help your footballing skills:You’re at risk for cancer of the mouth which can lead to the larynx being taken out this can seriously affect your performance as you cannot communicate as loud as others can and it affects your breathing seriously e.g. football.
Smokers may experience frequent headaches it can affect your concentration.
Lack of oxygen and narrowed blood vessels to the brain can lead to strokes (exhausting).
In your chest, smoke passes through the bronchi, or breathing tubes which can seriously affect your breathing.
Because the bronchi are weakened, you’re more likely to get bronchial infections which can affect your lung capacity.
Carbon monoxide robs the blood of oxygen and leads to the development of cholesterol deposits on the artery walls.
@toby hagon: go fuck off and preach elsewhere, bye asshole.
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Fuck off………
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fuck zidane he aint no muslim
Clearly bad role models for children & children pusuing a career as footballers who look up to these retards. Smoking does not improve performance. Toby Hagon is spot on with his comments above.
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